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Merry Christmas


You're invited to a party!

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Za pocetak:  Power Point Presentations

"Who Let The Dogs Out"

 
 
 
AKO NE VIDITE DOBRO MOJU STRANICU, MOZDA CE VAM OVO POMOCI!
 

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Date: 07/19/08 01:00:17
Subject: FW: Think you know everything......
 
 


 



 


The liquid inside young coconuts
Can be used as a substitute for


Blood plasma.



No piece of paper can be folded in half

More than seven (7) times.



Donkeys kill more people annually


Than plane crashes.



You burn more calories sleeping


Than you do watching television.



Oak trees do not produce acorns


Until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.



The first product to have a bar code


Was Wrigley's gum.



The King of Hearts is the only king


WITHOUT A MUSTACHE




American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
By eliminating one (1) olive


From each salad served in first-class.
 

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
What does this tell you!)



Apples, not caffeine,


Are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.



Most dust particles in your house are made from

!
DEAD SKIN!



The first owner of the Marlboro Company
Died of lung cancer.


So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '




PEARLS MELT


IN VINEGAR!



The three most valuable brand names on earth:  


Marlboro,
Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.



It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...


But, not downstairs.
 

A duck's quack doesn't echo,


And no one knows why.



Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
Be kept at least six (6) feet away from
A toilet to avoid airborne particles
Resulting from the flush.


(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)



And the best for last.....

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Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)







INCREDIBLE

Znate li da....
 
... je nemoguce poljubiti vlastiti lakat.

... je Coca-Cola originalno bila zelena.

... American Airlines ustedio $40,000 1987. godine vadeci po jednu maslinu iz svake salate koja je sluzena u prvoj klasi.

...kvakanje patke ne pravi jeku.

... svaki kralj u kartama predstavlja jednog velikog kralja iz povijesti:

Pik: Kralj David

Tref: Aleksandar Veliki

Herc: Karlo Veliki

Karo: Julije Cezar

... Pomnozi! 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

... ako na statui, koja se nalazi u parku, konj ima obje prednje noge u zraku, osoba (koja je na konju) je poginula u borbi.

Ako je konju samo jedna prednja noga podignuta, osoba je umrla od rana zadobijenih u borbi.

Ako su konju sve cetiri noge na zemlji, osoba je umrla prirodnom smrcu. 

... ime Jeep dolazi od americke vojne skracenice "General Purpose vehicle, G.P..

... u Pentagonu ima duplo vise toaleta nego sto je potrebno. Kada su ga gradili, zakon je zahtijevao odvojene toalete za crnce i bijelce. 

... je nemoguce kihnuti otvorenih ociju. 

... desnjaci u prosjeku zive 9 godina duze nego ljevaci.

... "Bubasvaba" moze zivjeti devet dana bez glave, prije nego sto umre OD GLADI.

... su slonovi jedine zivotinje koje ne mogu skakati (srecom). 

... se jedna prosjecna osoba smije 15 puta dnevno.

... komarci imaju zube.

... su Miguel de Cervantes i William Shakespeare, koji se smatraju najvecim piscima u svojim zemljama, obojica umrli 23. ozujka 1616... 

... su trebala 22 stoljeca da se izracuna udaljenost izmedju Zemlje i Sunca (149,400,000 km). To bismo mnogo ranije znali da se netko sjetio pomnoziti sa 1,000,000,000 visinu Keopsove piramide u Gizi, koja je izgradjena 30 st.pr . rodjenja Isusa Krista. 

... u staroj Engleskoj ljudi nisu smjeli voditi ljubav bez odobrenja kralja (pogotovo ako se radilo o clanu kraljevske porodice). Kada je par htio imati djecu, morali su zatraziti dozvolu monarha, koji bi im predao plocicu koju su zakacili na vrata od sobe dok su imali odnose.

Na plocici je pisalo: "Fornication Under Consent of the King"
(F.U.C.K.). Ovo je i porijeklo rijeci koju ste upravo procitali. 

... Za vrijeme secesijskog rata, kada su se trupe vracale u svoje kartele bez gubitaka, pisali su na jednoj velikoj tabli "0 Killed" (nula poginulih).
Odatle izraz "O.K ." - sve dobro.


HTML sat - LUDILO

nastavak........:-))

 
 
Moj FAVOURITE video.....
 
"Starry Starry Night"
 
Starry, starry night.
Paint your palette blue and grey,
Look out on a summer's day,
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul.
Shadows on the hills,
Sketch the trees and the daffodils,
Catch the breeze and the winter chills,
In colors on the snowy linen land.

Now I understand what you tried to say to me,
How you suffered for your sanity,
How you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they did not know how.
Perhaps they'll listen now.

Starry, starry night.
Flaming flowers that brightly blaze,
Swirling clouds in violet haze,
Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue.
Colors changing hue, morning field of amber grain,
Weathered faces lined in pain,
Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand.

Now I understand what you tried to say to me,
How you suffered for your sanity,
How you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they did not know how.
Perhaps they'll listen now.

For they could not love you,
But still your love was true.
And when no hope was left in sight
On that starry, starry night,
You took your life, as lovers often do.
But I could have told you, Vincent,
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you.

Starry, starry night.
Portraits hung in empty halls,
Frameless head on nameless walls,
With eyes that watch the world and can't forget.
Like the strangers that you've met,
The ragged men in the ragged clothes,
The silver thorn of bloody rose,
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow.

Now I think I know what you tried to say to me,
How you suffered for your sanity,
How you tried to set them free.
They would not listen, they're not listening still.
Perhaps they never will...

 
 
Kako se moze odrediti spol kod ptica
 
Dosad nisam imao pojma, kako se može odrediti koja ptica je mužjak a koja ženka.
Mislio sam, da je za ovaj postupak potrebna kirurška intervencija.
Između dvije ptice koja je ženka???

Na donjoj slici se vide dvije ptice, prouči ih pažljivo!

Da li se može odrediti, koja je ženka?

Moguće je, i sa minimalnim znanjem o pticama. 
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